So it’s not news that I dont wear pants to sleep. As a result… there have been many funny stories. I’ve told them a lot so I think majority of people already know them. But just for fun:

The Morning Story

I accidentally overslept and so when I woke up in the morning at 11 the first thing I said was “FUCK” and rolled out of bed onto the chair. Literally, since my desk is right next to my bed. So I’m typing away and extremely groggy. Someone knocks. I assume its Joy since I was gchatting with her.

Me: Come in! ( Meh, It’s probably Joy)

Dhrumil: Hey Brenda ( Brenda: Fuck, it’s not Joy)

Me: Hey Dhrumil. So I know this sounds awkward but I’m going to need you to leave for a minute. I need to put on pants.

Dhrumil ( not fazed at all): Alright. [ turns around and leaves]

Me( in my head): LOL

The Bathroom Story

I only do this pant-less thing in my room. But then I woke up at 6am to go to the bathroom. I figured nobody’s outside.

Me (Walks to bathroom, not wearing glasses either): need to pee. need to pee. need to pee.

Me ( Sees figure of a freshmen walking down the hall towards her): …well fuck. Seriously?!

The freshman and I awkwardly meet in front of the bathroom.

Me (very meekly): You can go in first.

Freshman ( this is what I imagined what she would be thinking): wtf.

The Roommate Story

My roommate is a very accepting person. She is a very good hearted person   I usually wear pants in the room, but sometimes I dont and I forget that I’m not and I try to leave the room. She thankfully notices and yells:

“PANTS!”

And do you change into clothes right away after showering? I like to take my time and chill out in my towels.

So someone knocks. Again.

Me : Hey Katie, is it a guy or girl outside? [ Joy points out that I should get dresses anyways]

Katie (checks door): Uhh…hi! Hold on a sec. ( turns to me) PUT CLOTHES ON.

Me : EH? Clothes clothes clothes….KATIE WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!

Katie: How should I know?!

Me : Where are my pants!!

Katie: I DONT KNOW.

Me ( after rummaging and finding clothes, opens door): Hi!

Andrew ( dude outside the door): I heard all that.

Me :  Pretend you didn’t.

Andrew: You’re loud.

The Neighbor Story

Ok this was totally intentional. I walked over to Ji Eun and Harika’s room without pants to see how long it would take them to notice.

We had a whole conversation. But then…

Ji Eun: Wait a minute…are you not wearing pants?! OH MY GOD. GET OUT!

Harika: WHAT?! I thought you were just wearing super short shorts!

Me: BHAHAHAHAH (laughing so hard I can barely walk)

Ji Eun: GET OUT!

Harika: What is wrong with you?!

I got this Threadless T-shirt that says ” Sadly, my day requires pants.” Story of my life.

By the way, watch this video of Natalie Tran. It’s hilarious.

Nudity is funny. Dont deny it.