Situation A: The Mornings

(Mom bursts into my room): Wake up!!

Me: *grunts* go away

Mom: ( grabs my wrist to make me slap myself awake. Very mature mom) Hahahaha.

Situation B: Driving

Mom: Hey! Tea station, you want a drink?

Me: Yes!

Mom: Oh look we just drove past, too bad.

Me: ?!?! >:O

Mom: What, it’s too late. Zoomed right by.

Situation C: Shopping

Me: I only look big because the shirt is poofy and light.

Mom: Yeah, blame the shirt.

OR

Mom: Put down that dress. That’s for skinny people, dear.

OR

Mom: I dont know if that skirt and your butt is the best idea.

OR

Mom: Dont give me that look! I’m just being honest. And honesty is love. This is how I say I love you: Please lose weight.

Man I love my family. They are sooooo funny.